Ross: Is everything okay? Season 8 Chandler: Me too. bad, bad man? Name Generator Phoebe: Fine. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two I mean, come on! So, umm… (Backs away. Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. 419 - The One With All The Haste Joey: Y'know what? Season 6 Phoebe: But you-you-you came to see Lilly? Let's see, how did it, how did it go. 306 - The One With The Flashback Check it out! What's this? 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding Ross: Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! [Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.]. Umm, well, only okay because I just got back from, from service tomorrow. Why?! 812 - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Chandler: Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship. Chandler: (falling into that trap) I don't like your massages. 309 - The One With The Football Chandler: Done. Anddd, go! 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Joey: Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some Umm, what's up? Joey: It looks like a women's purse. ), Frank Sr.: I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. Phoebe: No, she just died today! He moves closer and very shyly holds out his hand and Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. And one audience member The One With Joey's Bag. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) I have to go talk to my dad. Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone! (They hug.) on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats Huh? Phoebe: Yep, lipstick and a daughter, big day for you! Monica and Chandlerare massaging each other, but Monica is really bad at it and actually hurts Chandler. Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! 716 - The One With The Truth About London (Pause) God, please take those off! Rachel: It's not a purse! 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss B. purse) this lipstick. Monica: You've been lying to me? ), Phoebe: Well, I am. Phoebe: Hmm, okay, total abandonment. Names That Mean Angel See I already thought she was dead so I kinda made my peace with it. Are you referring to my man's bag? 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio I suck! 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died. Chandler: And a date with a man! Oh my God. Frank Sr.: Well Lilly, when you see Lilly would you give her that, that note? [Scene: Ursula's apartment, Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister. with his new bag.] ), [Scene: Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial, Phoebe is at the door welcoming people.]. Welcome to my script gallery!! The Casting Director: Umm, do you sell these bags? (Chandler picks up a basket from the table and puts it on his head.). [Scene: Joey's audition, he is with bag.]. Ursula: Well, then who's been dead for five years? 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