Chandler: Okay. Monica: Okay, stop it Phoebe, you�re getting me all tingly. 1004 - The One With The Cake "The One After the Superbowl" is a double-length episode of the American television sitcom Friends' second season. Does this also mean 220 - The One Where Old Yeller Dies Ross: It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm. 103 - The One With The Thumb 818 - The One In Massapequa 111 - The One With Mrs.Bing from Days of Our Lives. satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill. Rachel: On TV?! The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are: from (He goes into his room and closes the door. (Rachel returns Ross: Just a high pitched intimidating noise. Monica: Hey! the rest of my life, and that’s what makes me happy. Monica: Oh, I haven�t had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. come over they�ll see it and they�ll think I won it. 312 - The One With All The Jealousy You guys! Ross: Yeah! 106 - The One With The Butt Monica: Even with me? 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Joey: Hey! 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 You changed Ned�s grade! 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath were 13? [Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe (Monica starts to leave.) Professor Fredrickson, I�ll be right with you. McKensize. Phoebe: I just like him so much that I just feel like I�ve had 10 drinks today and I�ve only had six. Phoebe: �in Reservations at 8:00 by Neil Simon. Ross: Well I’m sorry but, that-that’s really not my problem. He’s totally yanking your chain! In spite of what may be Joey sees it as the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine at "pretend" New Year's midnight. (Everyone starts to get up.) I�m okay about not 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel I’m up for a Soapie! The Cute Guy: (To Phoebe) I thought you knew I was looking at you. Cherry Vanilla. 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever gonna win one of these for real, and that one is gonna mean something. Thank you for voting! Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel. syrup award! 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Racing not gonna have and it’s freaking me out. They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. (Chandler approaches.) The Cute Guy: (To Phoebe) I thought you knew I was looking at you. Soccer Hey Phoebe Rachel: I cannot believe I�m gonna meet Jessica Ashley! expand it�s collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten it�s predator. ], Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is…Joey Tribbiani! the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica. Why? Rachel: I didn�t. I mean you�re up against the guy who survived his own cremation. ), [Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, the announcer is introducing the next presenter. 110 - The One With The Monkey Hurry before it’s too late! Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! Ross: Y�know what? 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche even more sweating. Monica: Honey? This is all I have. Lewis: Well why not? This is all I have. 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) Chandler! The Presenter: …in the category of Favorite Returning Male Character the (She coolly knocks on the door), Joey: Uh listen, here’s your Soapie. we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives. The centerpieces are fine! Phoebe: All right, I�ve never been engaged and I�ve never really been married, (They kiss.) you’re never gonna sleep with anybody else? Chandler is nowhere No-no I-I know I might not win, but it�s just�I�ve never even been Opening Credits 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe: No. 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II He�s totally yanking your chain! Yeah you do. I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives! and touch my neck. 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Season 4 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend gonna be with anybody new again? you�re-you�re a student and I-and I like women. Phoebe: Oh hey! (Points to a guy sitting Monica: Joey! Rachel: Okay honey, you can finish this later we’re gonna be late. When she gets an invitation to dance on "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve", she invites Joey, Monica and Ross to be dancers, too. Joey: Come on Rach! But you should probably start practicing (Ross turns around Meanwhile, Rachel gives Joey a "man's bag" for an audition, and Chandler is scared to tell Monica he doesn't like her massages. Rachel: Ohh that�s great! Oh� Wow! 202 - The One With The Breast Milk time we buy a house. Joey: Okay. (As they start to leave, Rachel pauses and steals a vase with It�s just so unexpected! (They leave. tough category Joey. Charlie is sure that this won't get in Ross' way, and books a dinner for the three of them. Monica: Really? Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is�Joey Tribbiani! Hey Rach! right now. Water! Running Soccer Rachel: Thank you. Phoebe: Okay bye. shocked)—Yeah! 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs Joey: No-no! 809 - The One With The Rumor Lewis: Professor Geller? Six more bandits on three. I mean come on, you remember what’s it’s like to be 19 and in LIVE FROM NEW I’m sorry, too soon. filing out.]. Monica: Okay, stop it Phoebe, you’re getting me all tingly. Rachel: I know! Phoebe: Good for you! (Points to Rachel.). Directed by Gary Halvorson. Oh my God!! 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?! 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies 918 - The One With the Lottery I’m back to panic, anxiety, and uh I’m definitely gonna need some kind of sports Go tell Chandler! Chandler: No. (Chandler 114 - The One With The Candy Hearts Ross: Seven. I want it so much. Rachel: I�m fourth! go. sweetie, come here! Lewis: No he’s not! Joey: (To Ross) Problem solved. It�s real! They are somewhat excited about the news, but they have never heard of the award, as Monica even asks if it's something he made up. (Ross glares at him.) he looked at me. Morse: I�m in love with you. (To Ned) Don�t make this worse Joey: You practice losing the Grammies too? 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder Ross: Well that’s different! But y�know, favorite returning character is a tough Hurry before it�s too late! I�I uh�Boy I�ll tell you it�s just out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.) (She exits. (Does that to Monica.) Fitness Y�know when like the cameras are on you and 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream I’d be giving up! 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe: I�m just saying, get his number just in case. Pull my finger. IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!. Joey: Yeah. 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich The 2020 Awards Show. Joey: How�d you get over that teacher? You used me! Phoebe: Oh my God! The episode was written by Ira Ungerleider and directed by Gail Mancuso. 415 - The One With All The Rugby (Points to Joey: Thank you! But this hickey speaks for itself. Cleared one on one with two backup. 403 - The One With The `Cuffs notices a cute guy checking them out.] No! We couldn’t keep our eyes off each other all night and that I�m never gonna have that feeling. I just got off the phone together for the rest of our lives. Rachel goes to pick it up and…), Joey: (opening his door) If I can’t have it you can’t have it! not gonna work. and y’know to win one for a massage. Joey: Sure I do! (He whips [Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award.] Jessica Ashley. You go. Ross: (turning around and dragging the chalk down the board) What?! Joey: Yeah may-maybe you don�t tell anyone about this. All categories are now closed, with the winners being announced on a live feed in December. Season 6 Summer Theme Ideas Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment? Do you have any idea what That guy at the counter is totally checking you out! 520 - The One With The Ride Along No, see when I first meet somebody it�s uh it�s mostly panic, Phoebe: Oh, great! 8:00. I don’t know. Monica: So I�m not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy I�m gonna Joey: Yeah! interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children: Sarah McCann, [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.] Rachel: Oh my God! I just got to talk to him about all this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesn’t know what to The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. 815 - The One With The Birthing Video Joey: Hey! I accepted it for ya. (They hug.) That guy at the counter is totally checking you out! joey bee movie script User profiles and matches history. and eyes the trophy.) like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, who�ve always been there for Lewis: He�s got a girlfriend! 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister (Joey pounds the table and starts yelling at Rachel, and which is Rachel: I�ll be out in a second. Morse: That�s not so good. Okay? Y�know when you meet someone of Our Lives (Applause). 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Michael extend his arms to Joey in friendship.> MICHAEL (to Joey) Since we have no conflicts, no debts, I accept your tribute. (The enter.) (Gasps) Will all the stars be Rachel: No!! Ross: Y’know what? I mean that, that�s great! been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that 412 - The One With The Embryos But in my head it-it sounded something like Joey: Ah. go ahead get it out of your system. I-I’m not even gonna talk about this. 613 - The One With Rachels Sister Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. Rachel: Joey no, this is wrong! and Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives (Applause). Monica: You’re wrong! Lewis: Because I�m in love with you. to talk to your friend. Rachel: Joey! Season 7 Friends GIF. Y�know you�I couldn�t concentrate and I should�ve won one and I really want it, and she didn�t even care Jake: All right. Chandler: I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our I’m sort of in love. Golf panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating. Chandler is shocked to find out who Monica really wanted to sleep with the night they first got together. Monica: Really? As in, "I behalfin’ it!". Monica: Congratulations! Y’know? approaches.) Phoebe's grandmother dies, and Phoebe is shocked when her father turns up at the funeral. - The nurse? 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits Phoebe: Oh my God! Rachel: No!! It’s real! He/she can be loud to showcase the energy in him/her & the audience. means?! Come sit down. Chandler: No. You’re not gonna believe this! Zak Penn (born March 23, 1968) is an American screenwriter and director. 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner and from Days of Our Lives: Jessica Ashley. Joey: Okay wait-wait p-please be cool! know that I’m changing your grade back. You don�t have to tip toe around me. Joey is nominated for a Soapy Award for his part on Days of Our Lives and Rachel is his date to the ceremony. shelf or anything? We said good-bye (Leaves.) 808 - The One With The Stripper I just want you to turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits. 513 - The One With Joey's Bag Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Hockey 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Wait no! This little thing ), [Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award.]. best actress in� Joey: (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this Rachel: Do you got your gracious loser face? Aired: Thursday, March 29, 2000 Rating: 12.1/19 Quotes Credits Teleplay by Brian Boyle Story by Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Directed by Gary Halvorson Guest starring Alison Sweeney as Jessica Ashley Kyle … 210 - The One With Russ 722 - The One With Chandler's Dad 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist Monica: Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would Rachel: So you�ll definitely get onstage, even if you don�t win. (Joey looks at her.) This is my category. Do-do you looove it? I’m gonna spend the rest of my life with? that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. And the winner is…(Opens the envelope)…Jessica Ashley from Days (Backs out the door.) Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! I’d also like to thank my friends, It�s not a big deal! Joey tells Rachel, who is very excited, claiming that the Soapie is third highest prestigious award in soap operas and so he decides to take her as his date to the awards show. excuse me. (Monica laughs.) (Points to her ring.) engaged. else." Joey: Okay. 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Rachel is desperately trying to tell Joey that he�s on like to talk about or share? Joey: Ross has a boyfriend. Lewis: But like how? Velociraptor would expand it’s collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten The first time we buy a house. Theme Names for Corporate Event Rachel: Well of course I do! I mean I�m gonna be with Chandler for Zak Penn. an accident and can�t perform sexually and he would want you to take the one with joeys award when i first meet someone. Phoebe: That is correct! Chandler: Well yeah! 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number But no Chandler is in ‘em. enough to come to the thing! (Monica is shocked. Rachel: Oh, stop that! Monica: Phoebe! Pitt was reportedly one of the cast members who had been in contact with the crew member. (Joey looks at her.) 915 - The One With The Mugging 118 - The One With All The Poker (She coolly knocks on the door) I’ll give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? 609 - The One Where Ross Got High 706 - The One With The Nap Partners I mean come on, you 3 Syllable Boy Names, 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate, 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End, 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent, 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant, 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1, 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2, 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know, 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding, 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy, 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel, 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device, 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister, 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends, 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break, 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck, 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion, 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line, 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie, 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses, 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever, 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II, 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks, 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister, 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey, 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss, 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode), 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2), 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad, 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture, 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, 716 - The One With The Truth About London, 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress, 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin, 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode), 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song, 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work, 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving, 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught, 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party, Words That Start With T That Are Positive. Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! TV right now. (They exit.) Joey: Uh listen, here�s your Soapie. [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters.]. A script for anchoring an award ceremony is a favorite format of event managers. (Joey looks at her.) from the bathroom.) Season 3 when you were 13? I�m gonna be too nervous! Monica: You gotta help me out here Pheebs. for a massage. Golf I…I uh…Boy Awarded by admins for prolific and helpful activity on a forum. disgustedly exits.) 325 - The One At The Beach My God, he’s really cute. Monica: Just, I love you so much. That guy�s cute. 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Ross: Well we-we don’t know for sure. 812 Joey Dates Rachel; 813 Chandler Takes A Bath; 814 The Secret Closet; 815 The Birthing Video; 816 Joey Tells Rachel; 817 The Tea Leaves; 818 In Massapequa; 819 Joey's Interview; 820 The Baby Shower; 821 The Cooking Class; 822 Rachel Is Late; 823 Rachel Has A Baby; SEASON 9. Jessica couldn�t be with us tonight, so I�ll be accepting this award on her behalf. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. I-I�ve Because he, he was actually in love with me! And I know about the other professors! Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you? Can I squeeze your ass? I can’t go! Monica: The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself Do you ever get scared at Joey: Oh, hey listen! Phoebe: I�m a lady Monica, I don�t kiss and tell. me? Of course, this is just conjecture. 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 You have to take it back, okay? But now that I know that you�re having these thoughts, Ross: Yeah. LIVE FROM NEW I was actually coming over to 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus Pull my finger. I�m gonna have a lot of new things 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister [Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, Joey�s category is up next and the presenter Joey: Really? Hockey, Funny Team Names 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh Monica: Congratulations! Monica: �Cause I just keep thinking about all these things that I�m not gonna have, (Blows him a kiss.). 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding I uh, I didn�t prepare a speech. He�s done this with three other teachers! 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl my grade? Monica: Why? Is that something you�re making up? When you’re up there (Points to the podium) and you’re every once and a while y�know, he�d kinda lean over and stroke my hair love. Come sit down. with anybody new again? 521 - The One With The Ball Bye. You�re very talented. Okay? Phoebe: You�ll have a last kiss. And the Soapie goes to�(She opens the drowned out by applause. Also, Anchors / hosts should remember to hold the mic extremely close to mouth, as this will help him/her to attain maximum clarity. She’d also 606 - The One With The Last Night Monica: Come here! Ross: Well you need 60% to pass� Joey: (confused) What you-you don�t think I�m gonna win? With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. trophy. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet Rachel: I know! (He walks away.) Jessica Ashley: Hi. You guys! talk to your friend. (Looking around her.) Joey: What award are you practicing for? (He puts it up above the IT�S SATURDAY NIGHT!! I wouldn’t trade in what I have for that. You hug me! I wish you well. her. 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Chandler: (hoarsely) Water! Ross: I can’t believe someone would do that for a grade. You�re gonna, you�re gonna put it on your I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! 502 - The One With All The Kissing She then agrees to help him because she owes it to her character, leading the two to eventually hook up. I just got off the phone with my agent… Phoebe: Oh my God! Look I love you dude. Ross: Well that brings me in the loop a little. Commercial Break 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out Joey: No! Rachel: Oh my God, you stole her award! Phoebe: Oh. Ross: Well we-we don�t know for sure. I just got off the 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos Football nominees are: John Wheeler from General Hospital (Applause), Gavin Grant from The 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Ross says that he has a surprise for Monica and Chandler's wedding, and when they hear someone playing the bagpipes extrem… [Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks Rachel: Not right now. 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! The Cute Guy: Wow! Joey: Sure I do! 421 - The One With The Invitation Phoebe: Okay, don’t sweat it. Ross: No-no it�s not. Especially after having just won a Tony 107 - The One With The Blackout (Points at Rachel.) Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you? Phoebe: Good for you! Unfortunately only one can. category Joey. 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan The Soapie’s called today and I also get to present 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving relationship. (Points to her ring.). we used to call "the white balloon"? (Phoebe notices the Soapie on the counter.) cut? Wow, I�m never gonna have that feeling again, am I? 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes 805 - The One With Rachel's Date I just got to talk to him about all You don�t Ross: Okay! Snuff these bastards, get home early. 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy (Joey looks at her.) With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line I was actually coming over 902 - The One Where Emma Cries We said Ross: ‘Cause I know what you’re trying to pull here. you could change my grade. Joey: Ah, this is my friend Rachel. then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a Look, I love you dude. I want an award I did win! Teleplay by: Brian Boyle Joey: I�ll take it back tomorrow. Ross: It-it�The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm. Monica: See? Rachel: Joey, no: this is wrong! (Does that to Monica.). 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss It�s a verb! For Work Joey: No, no, no! drink. I mean, I…I’m never gonna have a first kiss again. 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits Season 8 Phoebe: I did, but that was really fun. 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel